[Ishn]

1 pimpslap - This movie is just atrocious. I'd rather endure 3 months at Auschwitz than watch this again.

2 pimpslaps - This is a movie to wish on your ex's new significant other. Pass at all costs.

3 pimpslaps - You're better off passing on this movie unless you like bad B-rated flicks. Not even MST3K style helps.

4 pimpslaps - This movie would only be entertaining if watched in an MST3K manner with some buddies.

5 pimpslaps - Not a good movie, but not a bad movie, either... it's just... there.

6 pimpslaps - A movie that's worth watching if it's your bag, but if you skip it you won't be missing out.

7 pimpslaps - A decent movie. Definately worth renting, but no purchase necessary unless it's your thing.

8 pimpslaps - A really good movie. Definite rental and possible purchase.

9 pimpslaps - This is a great movie. I highly recommend purchasing it, and will show up with the Wrecking Crew if you don't at least rent it.

10 pimpslaps - The greatest thing since the birth control pill! No pre-purchase viewing necessary - add this to your DVD collection NOW!