[Nyoibo]

Nope, no shotgun slugs for me, but then again, shotguns and firearms in general aren't that common in Australia.

[Benevolance]

Ditto.

ODP - is the van running? Is it standard or automatic? Is Ms. Tacklebox face still conscious? This are important questions.

[Barak]

Lance, I recommend searching Ms Tacklebox for a dartgun, and, if you find one, shooting yourself with said gun.

That way you'll join me, and you hafta know we'll win.

[Benevolance]

Oh, that's a good call Barak. I'll get right on that.

[Kishi]

Don't worry, Barak. As soon as ODP starts up a thread for me, I'll get that postcard, turn myself in with an apology, refund the money they spent on postage, and clean up our cell a little bit before you regain consciousness.

[Second Talon]

Slug? No.

But.. yeah, I think I was hit with shot. Which means the seat of my Nissan is now red.

[Barak]

Kishi, that's the spirit. Throw yourself in front of that dart. Us darted will win the day.

[chai-ta]

Woot. I just hope those silly dart guns only hold 1 shot each.

[OverdrivePrime]

Sadly, they seem like they hold a small magazine in the grip.

ST - the way your back is burning with pain in several places, you think you've either been hit by a shotgun blast, or by shrapnel from an explosion. Of course, you don't exactly have professional experience, so it might be something else.


Also guys, I'm really sorry - I forgot to bring my flash drive with all my game data today. Updates will be late tonight or early tomorrow.

[Nyoibo]

What's late tonight or early tomorrow for you?

As in hours from now?

[OverdrivePrime]

Approximately 14 hours from now. -_-

This post has been edited by OverdrivePrime: 03 April 2006 - 08:11 AM

[Nyoibo]

In that case, I'm deffinately not staying up, I hate 36 hour days.

[chai-ta]

OverdrivePrime, on Apr 3 2006, 07:20 AM, said:

Sadly, they seem like they hold a small magazine in the grip.

I can still hope. I know that luck (or bad luck) plays a good part of most games....

ya know like silly things - they forgot to load the magazine clip, so they only have the 1 shot each. a malfunction in the gun keeps it from firing anymore. Kavern (sp??) walking around a corner causing them to trip over their own heels.

I can hope...

[Barak]

No wonder the thing put me to sleep, the magazine in question is probably the National Review.

[OverdrivePrime]

Sorry dood, TeenPeople, just to make sure that it does massive damage to your brain stem as well.

[Barak]

Nooooooooooo.

Oh well, at least it wasn't TeenBeat.

[Fugu]

My Resident Head is really like that. No exaggeration, I mean it.

[Nyoibo]

I can but say, AWESOME! :twisted:

[Second Talon]

$5 says when I wake up, I'm gonna look over and see a dude who looks kinda sorta familiar who says "Who are you, eh?" in a french accent.

[Barak]

I don't say "eh".

[Nyoibo]

Yay for being the only one on my continent. :P

[Second Talon]

Yay? No no no, Nyo my friend.... see, ODP is most likely trying to get us all in the same place... so, since you're there, all by yourself... expect extreme resistance.

[Nyoibo]

I'm Aussie, I'm always ready for a fight.

And I must say, I'm liking the energy balls.

[OverdrivePrime]

You've got some more where that came from.


And what's to say that I'm not just trying to get everyone to Nyoibo's property? Maybe Australia is actually Atlantis! :ninja:

[Second Talon]

...because it's Atlantis, and not Pacifitis?

[OverdrivePrime]

Quiet, smart guy! :bangin:

[Nyoibo]

Quote

Bill Wilhouby

?????????? :blink: Dude, that's the name of the guy who broke in 2 of my horses!

You're starting to worry me ODP.

[OverdrivePrime]

:blink: Woah. Um... that guy didn't look to be in his late 20's with blonde hair, did he?

[Nyoibo]

No, mid 50's with grey hair.

I'm still debating whether to frag this guy or not, depends on what he does next, but if it's wrong I'm gonna beat him down.

Good old trusty Bo.

[OverdrivePrime]

Phew. I was worried for a moment. I was just trying to think of a regular Aussie guy name. Looks like I found one.

[Nyoibo]

I'm wondering what the next person and name's going to be.

[Nyoibo]

Oh yeah ODP, I did actually think of a way for you to get me to America, if this is set now, as in right now, I leave for America in about a month and a half, so if you fast forward in game time, like a training montage :P I'll be over there.

[Saphi Yago]

It depends on what song your training montage is set to.

[KidDoppler]

I propose "I'm a Barbie Girl"

[chai-ta]

OverdrivePrime, on Apr 7 2006, 11:31 AM, said:

Phew. I was worried for a moment. I was just trying to think of a regular Aussie guy name. Looks like I found one.

hmm... this... concerns me. *flashback to Cardinal Bernadine (sp??)*

I may need to drop out.

[OverdrivePrime]

Gaht damn, let's hope it doesn't get that bad. :ninja:

[chai-ta]

:doh[1]: forgot to include the flash back details.

during the first campaign of immortal for both ODP and I, the GM had a plot that involved the kidnapping of Chicago's Cardinal Bernadine (continued sp??). About 2 weeks after the game had the Cardinal disappear, the real life Cardinal died. The in game description was very close to the real conditions.

Throughout this campaign, several other scenarios started to mimic real life events, some funny - most tragic. After about 5 of these events we decided to never include real life elements ever again in Immortal (at least with that specific group).

Superstitious, hell yeah. But it was very creepy at the time.

[Saphi Yago]

If Sin City has taught me anything, and I like to think it has, its that you can be right next to a grenade exploding, and you'll be fine.

[OverdrivePrime]

It seemed to work out well for Second Talon, didn't it?

chai-ta, on Apr 7 2006, 04:44 PM, said:

:doh[1]: forgot to include the flash back details.

during the first campaign of immortal for both ODP and I, the GM had a plot that involved the kidnapping of Chicago's Cardinal Bernadine (continued sp??). About 2 weeks after the game had the Cardinal disappear, the real life Cardinal died. The in game description was very close to the real conditions.

Throughout this campaign, several other scenarios started to mimic real life events, some funny - most tragic. After about 5 of these events we decided to never include real life elements ever again in Immortal (at least with that specific group).

Superstitious, hell yeah. But it was very creepy at the time.

I still mentally beat myself up, shouldering some of the blame for them closing Dome Room. :(

'course that was mostly the fault of Mike Landolt, I think. <_<

[chai-ta]

ST, I strongly recommend shouting, "my lung is punctured. i can't breathe" and thrash around a bit. I believe it works quite well against many ODP plots.

:)

[Second Talon]

Actually, here's what's going to happen.

#1 - I escape
#2 - I figure out where my clothes and keys and such are
#3 - I escape again
#4 - I drive like a maniac back to my hometown area, and go to the Bluffs
#5 - I freak out for a good.. oh, three, four hours about how I was shot with a goddamn Shotgun at 10ft and not only am I still in one piece, but I'm still alive and kicking.
#6 - I want to get online...

[Kishi]

I'd like to point out how efficient I am in my getting shot. Note that I got lost consciousness in half as many posts as Barak did. That's one smooth running, falling asleep machine.

[OverdrivePrime]

I'm waiting to resolve Lance's next action before I make any statements about engaging the agents against their van as opposed to engaging them inside of their van.

[Kishi]

I thought about getting in to the van and trying to jump the driver, but I figured it was a lost cause.

I was pretty sure it was a lost cause anyway, but I figured I'd at least try.

[Saphi Yago]

We got blowed up.

[Second Talon]

Who wants to ride in a cat-driven ambulance, eh?

[Fugu]

Do we change into the animal we answered for the character creation survey? That should be interesting for me... :unsure:

[Nyoibo]

I'm yet to get an agent, one wierd half emu guy who's trying to recruit me, but I guess I got coolness to make up for that.

[Saphi Yago]

I think I answered Dragon. Or bear. Not sure.

[EvilDespot]

I believe I answered bear, panther, and red panda at various points.

[Nyoibo]

From memory, I don't turn into an animal so much.

Hmm, if it's based on what the creature we were in our dreams is it's gonna be really interesting.

Or I'm gonna be a Panther.

This post has been edited by Nyoibo: 12 April 2006 - 10:11 PM

[Kishi]

My answer was Barak.

[Saphi Yago]

I said Jack Bauer was one of my heroes. And if I didn't I either meant to, or should have.

[Fugu]

My perfect room had Tom Waits music. Maybe my vox will sound like petrified eggshells being scraped over a mouldy plank.

[Nyoibo]

I am stating once and for all, I AM NOT A PUDDING!

[Fugu]

I don't believe you.

[Benevolance]

ODP: I am still waiting for answers to the following questions:

Is the van running? Is it standard or automatic? Is Ms. Tacklebox face still conscious?

[Kishi]

ODP, more important question: how long has Nyoibo been a pudding?

[Nyoibo]

Hey ODP, if I meet up with them can I kick their asses?

[Kishi]

No, pudding ain't got feet.

[Nyoibo]

Ever seen what a Black pudding does to adventurers?

[Second Talon]

Ever seen what Chocolate Pudding does in mah belly?

They're close, right? Black, chocolate... whatever.

[OverdrivePrime]

Benevolance, on Apr 13 2006, 01:27 AM, said:

ODP: I am still waiting for answers to the following questions:

Is the van running? Is it standard or automatic? Is Ms. Tacklebox face still conscious?

My bad, Lance! Yeah, the van is not running, but it is an automatic transmission. Ms. Tacklebox face is both conscious, somewhat bruised and angry, but you can react before her and the other agents.

Kishi, on Apr 13 2006, 02:42 AM, said:

ODP, more important question: how long has Nyoibo been a pudding?

Since puberty, I think. Aussies go through different trasitions than the rest of us.

Nyoibo, on Apr 13 2006, 03:06 AM, said:

Hey ODP, if I meet up with them can I kick their asses?

I'm pretty sure. You're holding up pretty damn well against an older immortal. These jokers ought to be no problem!

[KidDoppler]

Monkey eat pudding!

[Second Talon]

Cat drive over Monkey eating Pudding!

[OverdrivePrime]

This I swear: the first time ST picks up a taboo it will be this:
whenever he is tainted, mortals nearby will hum, whistle or sing the Toonces theme song. "He drives around, all over the town, Toonces the driving cat!"

[Kishi]

See, my question is thus: why do most of us get folks with guns coming after us, but Nyoibo gets a slightly malevolent Obi-Wan Kenobi?

Is this because you feel bad that he's a pudding?

[OverdrivePrime]

I'm just partial to Australians. :P

Don't worry, Nyoibo gets his share of badness too.

[Kishi]

I figure he's going to try to come to America to meet up with people here and get tagged in Customs. :lol:

[Nyoibo]

It's possible.

Quote

See, my question is thus: why do most of us get folks with guns coming after us, but Nyoibo gets a slightly malevolent Obi-Wan Kenobi?

Because I'm better than you.

Quote

I'm pretty sure. You're holding up pretty damn well against an older immortal. These jokers ought to be no problem!

You guys are screwed. :D

[sarabethv]

Hey I got two hot guys coming after me - and they got a van. Maybe a little fun first?

[Saphi Yago]

Whats a little gangbang action on the way to their villain hideout?

[Barak]

Nyoibo, on Apr 13 2006, 04:35 PM, said:

It's possible.
Because I'm better than you.
You guys are screwed. :D

Note that the moron going after you, while possibly more powerful than the guys after me, was dumb enough to be so slow at it that your "powers" woke up. My guys might have been much weaker, but there was 3 of them and they didn't screw around trying to imitate your mom

[OverdrivePrime]

Yeah, the American agents seem to be much better informed about you guys than the bungler that ws trying to catch Nyoibo unawares.

[Nyoibo]

Noooo, I'm superior I tell you SUUUPPPPPEEEEEERRRRRRIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRR.



Ok, done now.

[KidDoppler]

No no, not superior. Tapioca.

[OverdrivePrime]

In my view, tapioca IS superior. Specially with pineapple or rasberries.

[Nyoibo]

Why have I been labeled a pudding? :(

[KidDoppler]

Randomness.

[EvilDespot]

I'm eating some tapioca right now.

Edit: But seriously, I've just been shot twice with a shotgun and then hit by shrapnel from an exploding van, and my throat isn't even scratchy!

This post has been edited by EvilDespot: 14 April 2006 - 11:44 AM

[Benevolance]

Ed's nibbling on Nyoibo? This cannot get much worse.

[Lokan]

EvilDespot, on Apr 14 2006, 12:37 PM, said:

I'm eating some tapioca right now.

Edit: But seriously, I've just been shot twice with a shotgun and then hit by shrapnel from an exploding van, and my throat isn't even scratchy!

You are beyond scratchy throats. Or, maybe this is normal occurrances in your life??

[Saphi Yago]

Well, I can't speak for Chris, but in my life, its about par for the course.

[Lokan]

Saphi Yago, on Apr 14 2006, 03:34 PM, said:

Well, I can't speak for Chris, but in my life, its about par for the course.

After reading further, I would dare to guess that your problem swallowing is a similar effect to the itchy throat.

[EvilDespot]

Yeah, but that post hadn't been made yet, so I wasn't turning kitty yet.

[Second Talon]

Hah! I beat you to it! And I tried to drive!... Badly!

[Druid Scion]

I'm just terrified of what's gonna happen once I get there.

[Saphi Yago]

Panther Chris and Snake Will are going to claw and constrict you to death.

[EvilDespot]

Dude, you should have answered Velocirapter to the dream question, then you could be all like "Dinobot, Maximize!" when you turn from dino to human, or dino to hybrid.

[Saphi Yago]

Or you could ride me and we'd attack Ford Freestars.

[Kishi]

Dinosaurs don't need wallets.

This post has been edited by Kishi: 15 April 2006 - 07:30 PM

[EvilDespot]

I shall.
Name you.
Yoshi.

[Druid Scion]

I forget what I answered... I hope it wasn't something like Box Jellyfish or Giant Squid.

[Fugu]

You begin to appreciate my problem.

[Second Talon]

See, that's why I saved all my crap. Assuming he's using what I answered, he merely left out mentioning the twin GIANT ASS FANGS hanging out of my mouth.

[OverdrivePrime]

Heh. There's reasons for that.

[Fugu]

That's not what I meant. I remember my answer.

[Second Talon]

Lemme guess...


Manatee?

[Fugu]

Hell, no! I didn't choose an uncool animal. I could be badass if I just got in a big enough body of water.

"Humpback whale, or some other kind of baleen whale"

[OverdrivePrime]

Luckily, Fugu is in Chicago and not Reno.