[Fugu]

Manatee, that cracks me up. What would be the funniest animals an Immortal could be bonded to?

Maybe Barak chose sloth.

[OverdrivePrime]

Spider monkey, without a doubt. But that more had to do with Kid Doppler's excellent play.

Other than that, maybe a platypus or a jellyfish.

[Benevolance]

If I had known what would be wrought by my decision, I would have chosen beaver. I would have been the most fearsome fuckin' beaver imaginable.

Or moose. A killer moose would be awesome.

[Nyoibo]

Wile the animal I chose is cool, I really want to turn into my form from my dream.

[sarabethv]

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

[Nyoibo]

Now I'm imagining the whole Highlander quickening thing, but instead of running after a deer I'll change into something and go "Wha?"

[Nyoibo]

Hmm, now seems the time to be a badass.

[Second Talon]

I wonder what I'm wearing....

[KidDoppler]

I wonder what you're wearing, too. ;)

[Nyoibo]

I'm very much tempted to see what I can do in my new form, see just how strong, fast and agile I am.

[OverdrivePrime]

That has already been arranged. :twisted:

[KidDoppler]

I'd say you're about as strong, fast and agile as a Nyoibo-sized piled of pudding. Pudding!

[Nyoibo]

OverdrivePrime, on Apr 22 2006, 01:21 AM, said:

That has already been arranged. :twisted:

I can't wait. :twisted:

[sarabethv]

Hey ODP, I have been chuckling to myself since this game started - remind me to message you with some amusing stories of my childhood.

[CeruleanVeins]

sarabethv, on Apr 21 2006, 01:27 PM, said:

Hey ODP, I have been chuckling to myself since this game started - remind me to message you with some amusing stories of my childhood.

About discovering you're an immortal shapeshifter?

This post has been edited by CeruleanVeins: 21 April 2006 - 02:32 PM

[sarabethv]

well duh. hehehe no just some weird coincidences from when I was a kid. My dad worked for the DoD and top secret guys in suits and black cars were a regular part of my childhood. I'm the "white sheep" in my family with blue eyes and fair skin, so I'm used to people saying I'm different. And coolest of all, the Bermuda triangle actually extends across part of Florida, so I was born in it, in a hospital that never existed on a street that doesn't exist. Although the town does. My birth certificate (the official one) is a total fabrication wasn't even signed by a doctor.

In real life do I think I am some sort of shape shifting alien, nah, I'm just a sweet little old lady born in a time when records were not as carefully filled out and my dad was in the military and the bermuda triangle covers a lot of territory. :) )

[Benevolance]

Aw, fudgecakes.

[Kishi]

Welcome to the ranks of the unconscious, Lance.

[OverdrivePrime]

Sorry Lance, bad time to botch. -_- You coulda been a contender!

[chai-ta]

:huh: you mean there is a good time to botch??

[Kishi]

I have seen a time when a botch would have been good. It involved making a listen check to see if I could hear the Gift of Pan in Changeling. If I'd botched, I would have been safe from it's mind-warping effects. Damn my sharp hearing!

[sarabethv]

I think Kishi has given us an example of good botchingness. Unconscious is not necessarily a bad thing.

[Kishi]

Though to be fair, since I didn't botch the Listen check, I did at least get molested by a nymph. So it was sort of a win-win situation to me, though my character was mortified by the total loss of dignity.

[Saphi Yago]

How can you just leave me there, ED?! Theres a goddamn SWAT team coming!

[EvilDespot]

Pfft, they'll just take you to the hospital under guard. I'll bust you out later.

[Kishi]

Or you'll wake up in a cell next to Lance. Whatever.

[Barak]

Don't feel too bad, Will. At least he took your sword.

[OverdrivePrime]

ED leaving Seph's sword behind would have yeilded some very interesting results. :)

How they treat Seph depends on if they can figure out if he's alive or not.

[Saphi Yago]

OverdrivePrime, on Apr 26 2006, 06:35 AM, said:

ED leaving Seph's sword behind would have yeilded some very interesting results. :)

How they treat Seph depends on if they can figure out if he's alive or not.

Oh... cuntbastard!

[sarabethv]

I have never heard that term before Saph, very creative. :D

[Fugu]

That's Saphi's talent.

[Nyoibo]

Hunt, kill, feed, rip, tear, maim, savage...........




..............Ok, I'm done now.

[Barak]

Alright, two things.

1-While she eventually got darted, CV's tactics were pretty darn good. The deception was pretty cool, and I wouldn't have thought of it.

2-After reading Sara's thread, I'm going to kick the crap out of the voice in my head for being a lazy motherfucker, not bothering to talk to me until it was way too late.

[Benevolance]

Yeah, ditto. My voice only kicked in right before I botched. I'm going to kill that motherfucker, Tyler Durden style! BAM!

Edit: Can the ghost of my failed ambition rise up, grab the dart gun, and tag all the players who are still left awake? Don't get me wrong - it's great here in Sleepyland, drinking whiskey and beers with Barak and Kishi - but it'll be more fun when those non-botching retards join us.

This post has been edited by Benevolance: 05 May 2006 - 11:58 AM

[OverdrivePrime]

Yeah, poor CV - if she had rolled a 3 instead of a 2, she'd probably have made it to the grainary building, where things got interesting.

And sorry Barak and Lance - you guys just have a lower fuge rating that then others, so you voices don't yap at you quite so much.

[Fugu]

I, however, have an astronomical fugu rating.

I thought sarabethv was a college professor!?? What's your degree, ninjitsu?!

[Barak]

I didn't even know I had a fuge rating, much less a low one.

I'll still kick my head-voice's ass.

[Benevolance]

BLAM! BLAM!

[Fugu]

I don't know about my fuge rating either. I haven't heard voices in my head, but maybe when it gets high enough the voices are personified into the illusion of some mystical guardian?

[Barak]

What the fuck is a fuge rating, anyway, ODP? And why do Lance and I have low ones, hmmmmm?

[OverdrivePrime]

That one was an arbitrary roll of the dice, my friend. Fuge rating is how much your past lives try to get in the business of your current life.

[Barak]

Hmm. Then having a low one is prolly not that bad.

[Druid Scion]

Yeah, I haven't exactly noticed any voices either.

[CeruleanVeins]

OverdrivePrime, on May 5 2006, 01:06 PM, said:

Yeah, poor CV - if she had rolled a 3 instead of a 2, she'd probably have made it to the grainary building, where things got interesting.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*explodes*

[Druid Scion]

ODP, I don't know exactly what I grabbed from that drawer. It's medical supplies, I think, but I'm sure ED could fill you in on whatever I managed to grab.

[EvilDespot]

The closet has bottles of various antiseptics, and a number of cloth diapers that haven't been used for that purpose for about a decade and a half that will probably come in handy, plus some cotton pads. The drawer has some ankle/knee braces, a couple of large cloth bandages, roll gauze, roll tape, some moist burn pads, and some cellulose acetate surgical dressings for use on burns/large cuts/grazes.

[Druid Scion]

I'll bag it all.

[Nyoibo]

So far my voices have come in useful, I'm still nervous though that I haven't met anyone with a dart gun yet.

[Saphi Yago]

I hope my sword burns your hand if you try using it in combat.

[EvilDespot]

I'm pretty sure the voices in my head don't want me to use the sword either. Something about calling it a "bitch"?

[Saphi Yago]

Yeah, I saw that.

[sarabethv]

I did not know what a fuge was either. :) Damn I regressing, and I thought it was mummy (hehehehehe - okay its late and I'm giddy)

Yes I am a college professor - but I also practice ninjitsu (another professor is a black belt and gives me the occassional lesson) and tkd (Quint is my personal trainer - when he gets off his butt to do so) and throw a little tai chi and hapkido in there.

Don't think I'm bragging, cause I'm far from expert in any of these things, but I know enough to either get myself in to or out of trouble.

Little old fat ladies can sometimes surprise you.

[Second Talon]

Hey, nice peaceful place, twins or something... I'm completely crazy, I'm assuming and it'll probably take a bit before I calm down enough to accept any of this as reality...

And I'm not telling a damned person that I've got three people in my head.

I wonder if Andra is cute. Or is Andore the girl.... I have no idea who's who.

[OverdrivePrime]

Yeah, Andra is pretty cute. Andore would be pretty cute too, if you were into slender dudes.

[Second Talon]

Curse my heterosexuality!!!

...

waitaminute...

[CeruleanVeins]

I dislike this unconscious business. I hope I'm having extremely lascivious dreams.

[EvilDespot]

Knowing you, probably.

[Saphi Yago]

I wonder what kind of dreams I'm having.

You left me on my couch! I only weigh 160, you could have put some muscle into it!

[OverdrivePrime]

In ED's defense, he is pretty damn fucked up right now. He might have been able to drag you, but he sure as hell wouldn't be able to carry you out.

[Second Talon]

160?

Fatty Fatty Two-By-Four!!! Hahaha!

(Nevermind that it'd take a Seph and a Prussia to equal one ST....)

[EvilDespot]

Okay, dude. I have pieces... of your house... sticking out of my leg!

[Nyoibo]

When do I get a hot dick?

This post has been edited by Benevolance: 10 May 2006 - 11:25 AM

[Second Talon]

Don't like skinny dudes?

[Nyoibo]

I'd take a threesome with the 2 you got.

[Second Talon]

Incestious!

[Nyoibo]

Yeah, just a bit, but if they're kept seperate it's ok yes?

[CeruleanVeins]

Separate? That's no fun.

[Nyoibo]

This is true, ah what the hell, we're already outside of societies norms and rules, party on.

[Fugu]

Go see Dr. Tran, Nyoibo. He's just passin' em out!

Lance, you are a corrupt man, but you're good at it. :)

[sarabethv]

damn OUCH???? shotgun huh?

[Lokan]

Yeah, been there <_< . It isn't so bad :blink:

sarabethv, on May 11 2006, 05:58 PM, said:

damn OUCH???? shotgun huh?

[sarabethv]

luckily I have never actually been shot. Stabbed yes, punched about a million times, kicked, bit, etc. but never shot.

[Saphi Yago]

Man, I don't even know what happens to me. I'm being forced to sit at the Barak table.

[Kishi]

First rule at Barak's table- new guy buys a round of drinks.

This post has been edited by Kishi: 12 May 2006 - 08:15 PM

[Saphi Yago]

Jokes on you, cockass, I'm not 21!

[Kishi]

That's fine, we'll order them, you just have to pay.

[Barak]

Waitresses and bartenders know better then to ask for the I.D. of anyone sitting at the Barak table, anyway.

[Second Talon]

I have PANTS!

Phear me, Bishes!

[Barak]

For the record, I know I am not a sloth.

[Nyoibo]

Hey, when's my chick turn up?

I put in a request for gothic with lots of leather.......


......Shut up.

[OverdrivePrime]

You've already got a buddy, Nyoibo. :P

[Barak]

When do -I- get my woman? Or, you know, just anyone who doesn't want to shoot me with a damn dart?

[EvilDespot]

When you wake up. You'll have plenty of company then.

[Barak]

Yeah but most of them will want to shoot me with a dart. Other players included.

And I'm glad someone else caught on to the fact that Saphi is now a slave owner.

[Saphi Yago]

I can think of a hojillion more obvious things to get than my Dead Kennedys shirt, but I won't say them because that is metagaming.

[OverdrivePrime]

And no, ED doesn't have any scraps of Will's flesh stuck to him from the explosions.

[Saphi Yago]

I was thinking they could just go get some blood off my lawn.

[EvilDespot]

I was under the impression that we'd have to carry whatever it was around with us until she found you, and DS's car doesn't exactly have the facilities to pry your blood off the ground, seperate it from mine, and transport it without it getting all over.

[Benevolance]

Pfft. Is that the limit of Fresno ingenuity, ED?

[Kishi]

Sounds like Druid Scion's car sucks. Maybe they should take a page from ST, go to the police station, get arrested, break out, and then steal a vehicle with the necessary equipment.

[Druid Scion]

ED and I already discussed the plan to spring Seph from the hospital. Rest assured, it involved hijacking an ambulence.

[Second Talon]

Blood is liquid.. shirts absorb liquid.

Man, you Fresno kids need some help with blood magic.

[Druid Scion]

I think the problem was not, in fact, getting Will's blood, but separating it from ED's. Besides, the Shadowrun book is faster.

[EvilDespot]

I can just picture that.

"Okay, I'm getting a fix on his location. He is.... in the car with us."

[Benevolance]

Heh. I never imagined PBP's becoming a spectator sport, but here it is.

[sarabethv]

This one is kinda cool except I'm in limbo right now :(

are you spectating Lance?

[Benevolance]

After I got tranq'd I kept following everyone else's threads to see what was up. Mind you, I was rooting for the MIB. So I'd have company when I woke up.

[OverdrivePrime]

Yeah, sorry, work's been crazier than expected this week, and I haven't had any computer time at home since Patty's trying to finish her thesis. Updates coming today!

Many thanks for everyone's admirable patience!

[sarabethv]

No worries doll. This is a lot of work anyway - and gee you have a life. Who woulda thunk it?

[CeruleanVeins]

I got cookies, all is well.

Also: Fugu, you're a college kid too? I got that impression from your game thread. We should totally Facebook each other.