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#1 User is offline   Ishn

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Posted 20 May 2010 - 11:28 PM

In 12 hours, I will hopefully be finished with school forever, with my BA under my belt. The next 12 hours, however, are going to suck very much.
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Posted 21 May 2010 - 03:27 PM

Gird your loins and take it like a man.
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Posted 21 May 2010 - 03:57 PM

If I read between the lines, his statement is actually that he's got to kneel down to a man, or men, to graduate. 12 hours is a lot of fellatio to give, but I guess it's worth it if the profs will give you your BA. I'm sure some of the ladies here can give you tips on pacing yourself! Good luck!
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Posted 21 May 2010 - 06:01 PM

Yes, use your hand to give your jaw a rest.
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Posted 22 May 2010 - 02:16 PM

A gag reflex is unacceptable, and not an option.
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Posted 23 May 2010 - 12:37 AM

Right about now he ought to be double fisting Certs and Wild Turkey.
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Posted 23 May 2010 - 01:00 AM

Is "Certs" and "Wild Turkey" the codenames for the men who have hired him?
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Posted 23 May 2010 - 01:47 AM

View PostJahx, on 22 May 2010 - 11:37 PM, said:

Right about now he ought to be double fisting Certs and Wild Turkey.



Thinking about this is making me nauseous. God fucking damn, man, what do you drink?!
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Posted 23 May 2010 - 11:35 AM

Pretty much everything but tea.
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Posted 23 May 2010 - 02:16 PM

Why am I suddenly envisioning Jahx quaffing a Nyquil/Mad Dog/motor oil cocktail?
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Posted 23 May 2010 - 06:03 PM

Y'know, I've never actually had Mad Dog. Usually if I get wine, I get the stuff made at the winery near where I went to highschool.
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